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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sybil
ate
the last Rolo
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a sailor
a man
a student
a woman
a dentist
a milkman
a ticket inspector
a policeman
a farmer
a doctor
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