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Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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