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Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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