Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sybil
ate
mushy peas
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a child
a bus driver
a tramp
a taxi driver
a soldier
a train driver
a student
a doctor
a shepherd
a pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.