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Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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