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My step-auntie Sybil ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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