Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sybil
ate
a box of dead mice
and
head-butted
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a student
a policewoman
a TV personality
a farmer
a man
a taxi driver
a doctor
a surgeon
a milkman
a pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.