Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta the last Rolo yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.