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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Sybil
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
mushy peas
the last Rolo
Brussels sprouts
cat biscuits
a box of dead mice
soggy lettuce
a wedge of blue cheese
yesterday's fish
canned prunes
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