Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Sybil ate …

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turkey twizzlers mushy peas the last Rolo Brussels sprouts cat biscuits a box of dead mice soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish canned prunes

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