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My step-auntie Lillian ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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