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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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