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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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