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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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