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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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