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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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