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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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