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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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