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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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