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My step-auntie Lillian ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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