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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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