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Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate …

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mouldy potatoes Brussels sprouts stinky tofu turkey twizzlers mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo over-cooked pasta

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