Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Lillian ate …

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a box of dead mice cat biscuits yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers stinky tofu mushy peas over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce canned prunes

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