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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Lillian
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
a box of dead mice
stale bread
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
mouldy potatoes
mushy peas
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