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Bad food

My step-auntie Kitty ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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