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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Kitty
ate
stinky tofu
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
throat-punched
scissor-kicked
bit
kneed
slapped
kicked
punched
nutcracker choked
head-butted
roundhouse kicked
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