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Bad food

My step-auntie Kitty ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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