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Bad food

My step-auntie Kitty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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