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Bad food

My step-auntie Kitty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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