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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Kitty
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
turkey twizzlers
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
a wedge of blue cheese
the last Rolo
a stale biscuit
canned prunes
cat biscuits
stale bread
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