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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Kitty
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brussels sprouts
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
mushy peas
canned prunes
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