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My step-auntie Jemima ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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