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My step-auntie Jemima ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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