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My step-auntie Jemima ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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