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My step-auntie Jemima ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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