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My step-auntie Jemima ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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