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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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