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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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