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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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