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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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