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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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