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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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