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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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