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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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