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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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