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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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