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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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