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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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