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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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