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My step-auntie Jemima ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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