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My step-auntie Jemima ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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