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My step-auntie Jemima ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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