Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate turkey twizzlers and …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

scissor-kicked Vulcan death-gripped punched kneed head-butted nutcracker choked strangled throat-punched roundhouse kicked karate-chopped

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.