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My step-auntie Jemima ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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