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My step-auntie Jemima ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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