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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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