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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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