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My step-auntie Jemima ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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