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My step-auntie Jemima ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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