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My step-auntie Jemima ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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