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My step-auntie Jemima ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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