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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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