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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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