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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Jemima
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
a box of dead mice
stale bread
cat biscuits
a plate of soggy nachos
soggy lettuce
a stale biscuit
the last Rolo
canned prunes
a wedge of blue cheese
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