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Bad food

My step-auntie Jemima ate …

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mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce a stale biscuit a box of dead mice the last Rolo turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese

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