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Bad food

My step-auntie Imogen ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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