Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Imogen
ate
a box of dead mice
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Lebanese
Barbadian
Brazilian
Afghan
Turkish
Angolan
Icelandic
Equatorial Guinean
Zimbabwean
Kyrgyz
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.