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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Imogen
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the last Rolo
stinky tofu
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
Brussels sprouts
soggy lettuce
a wedge of blue cheese
over-cooked pasta
yesterday's fish
mouldy potatoes
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