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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate soggy lettuce and …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

strangled punched kneed Vulcan death-gripped bit roundhouse kicked head-butted karate-chopped throat-punched nutcracker choked

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