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My step-auntie Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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