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My step-auntie Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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