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My step-auntie Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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