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My step-auntie Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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