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My step-auntie Hortense ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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