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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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