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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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