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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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