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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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