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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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