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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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