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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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