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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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