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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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