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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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