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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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