Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate a plate of soggy nachos and Vulcan death-gripped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a policeman a spy a man a bus driver a policewoman a sailor a surgeon a ticket inspector a taxi driver a shepherd

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.