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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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