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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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