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My step-auntie Hortense ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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