Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.