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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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